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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1134 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 81 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
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