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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3441 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 223 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!