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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2568 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Votes: | 1382 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Emeralds Found: | 5917 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!