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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3030 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!