Diamonds & Disappointments

arousal, awkward, body image, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Disappointment, Expectation, FANTASY, Intimacy, orgasm, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Reality, stigma, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	666467	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	6963	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7272	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

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Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	283
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ores Mined:	8288
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Animals Bred:	155	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	120
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	124	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8103	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	553	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1177	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	87	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Potions Brewed:	142	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	137

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7018	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

alliancecraft.net