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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9758 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Crops Grown: | 6096 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!