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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1201 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!