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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1216 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 124 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!