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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7712 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 7096 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!