DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	229
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	153	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Votes:	1654	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	2668
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	8684	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3827	Buildings Constructed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	97498	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Star Shards Collected:	84
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7636	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1439
Emeralds Found:	3186	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Votes:	5947
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7737	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?