Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Void Gems Collected: 28 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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