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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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