DetentionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DisastrousDaveMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild pigs start chasing you, demanding to be fed cake or they’ll blow up your house! Or how about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats? Trust us, you never know what’s going to happen next on our server.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “build a giant toilet out of diamonds”? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable SMP around. Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

YTChannelCraft

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Forget YouTube, our Minecraft server is where all the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So ditch the boring videos and come play with us for some unforgettable adventures!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	7491	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EU Border Beef Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build borders stronger than Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland combined! we need YOU to help us protect our land from creepers and zombies trying to invade.

we promise endless fun and adventure as you defend our borders with your mad building skills. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure waiting for you to discover.

join now and be part of the most epic border patrol team in minecraft history! who needs EU funds when you have us?!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader assassination, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military Action, military conflict, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the intense battles between israel and lebanon! fight as either israel or hezbollah and show off your pvp skills in a virtual warzone!

with custom weapons and armor, you can blast your enemies to bits or sneakily take them out from afar. join forces with your friends and dominate the battlefield, just like in real life (but without all the actual danger)!

plus, we have special events where you can reenact the assassination of hezbollah’s leader and see if you can escape the wrath of their followers. it’s a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and plenty of chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

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join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Yakiri’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being done dirty like poor ol’ they in this cruel world? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to give you the justice you deserve! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you seek revenge on those who have wronged you. Build epic fortresses, gather allies, and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for redemption! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds rain from the sky on our server – talk about bling bling, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s show the world that karma is a blocky beast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Last Get Dub In Battle Royal Game Anon Minecraft SMP

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If you’re tired of getting clapped in battle royale games, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only battle you’ll be facing is against creepers and zombies! Our server is so lit, even Steve himself is jealous of our epic loot and insane builds.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying dragons and building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players start a boy band and serenade the Ender Dragon into submission.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring battle royale games behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7443	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing friendships and relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and dilemma just like this story!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, trying to build the perfect castle, when suddenly your best friend asks to join you on an epic adventure. But wait, your significant other surprises you with an early return and now you have to choose between them! Who will you pick to be your Minecraft buddy? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like virtual concerts with your favorite Minecraft artists and surprise appearances from famous YouTubers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle just like in this crazy story!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	452
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo”

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	8269
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ores Mined:	7767	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, 700 indian soldiers be chillin along da israel-lebanon border, like whaaat? dat’s sum next level protection for our pixelated world yo.

come join us and experience da thrill of building and surviving while surrounded by real life soldiers, like u gotta be on ur A game or else they might mistake u for a creeper and blow u up, haha jk. but seriously, join us for some epic adventures and maybe even make friends with some soldiers, who knows?

so come on, what u waitin for? join our server and let’s make some memories together, like da time we built a giant statue of a chicken and the soldiers thought it was a peace offering, haha good times.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mines Excavated:	4268	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1361	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mines Excavated:	2363
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1