Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where LLMs (Llamas with Learning Disabilities) are the rulers of the land! These lovable but clueless llamas will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate their crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the land.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – especially when LLMs are involved!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Emeralds Found: 2126 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 387 Falling into the Void: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Chaotic Network

    Chaotic Network

    IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

    Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

    If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

    And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

    Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4973 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

    WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

    GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

    Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

    One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

    Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 73

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixel Perfect Moments

    Pixel Perfect Moments
    u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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