DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Potions Brewed:	66

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Votes:	8278

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Farms Harvested:	725	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Void Gems Collected:	39
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	231
Void Gems Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Votes:	5323	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8487	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6970
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2591	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	287
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to