DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7256	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Crops Grown:	5355
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ores Mined:	3536
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9641	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7905
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5445	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	9432	Rainbows Spotted:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Items Found:	5028
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	2413
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	70	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Potions Brewed:	189	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com