DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Star Shards Collected:	252	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

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Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5471

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8181	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	54
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Towns Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magic Items Found:	2115
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	849	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	584633	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg