DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7592	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	709	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Star Shards Collected:	116	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us