DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	91	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
New Chunks Explored:	249288	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	104	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	217
Animals Bred:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	4861	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3159
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1370
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7522
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3043	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1267
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net