DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Towns Built:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Star Shards Collected:	280
Villages Defended:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	299	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7985	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crops Grown:	2038
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2298
Villages Defended:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com