DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Farms Harvested:	857	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Farms Harvested:	708
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	1091	Votes:	4279
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Votes:	5310	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3965	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Animals Bred:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Runes Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Farms Harvested:	401
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Farms Harvested:	656
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	864469	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4198
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

sweetpeamc.com