DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Animals Bred:	84	Void Gems Collected:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

pokefrank.fun

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	4725
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	5

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	175
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3138	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Items Found:	5079
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4275	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Zombie Dances:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Towns Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	119403
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	901
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

mc.aus.gg