DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	1911
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8420

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4658	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	8167
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	8618
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ores Mined:	3522
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	678	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2053
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1851
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	527	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Ores Mined:	1781	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Animals Bred:	72	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	4450
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	150	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	4204
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com