DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Ores Mined:	6135	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	566
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Spears Created:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	106
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	134296
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Potions Brewed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
New Chunks Explored:	959191	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	802	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4013	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	3822
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Star Shards Collected:	69

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net