DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	5303
Dragon Eggs Found:	808	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	4193
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	2058
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	New Chunks Explored:	834823
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Emeralds Found:	4257	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7257	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4379
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Farms Harvested:	544	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Animals Bred:	63	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com

Undisclosed Gaming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Falling into the Void:	1

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