DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1434
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	9859
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

battlemine.de

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Items Found:	4480
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	New Chunks Explored:	911759
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	620	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

================ManiaCrafting ================

This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dimension Hops:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

mwcraft.devcon1.info

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8885	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Runes Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	949
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	417	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4775
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	188
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl