DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

MyCraft PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	178
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

pvp.frustra.org

blockcityjail

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

blockcityjail

blockcityjail.com

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	6218	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Play.SinisterCraft.Com

CaballoCraft

Economy, FTB, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Emeralds Found:	2732
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

www.caballocraft.de

OleroCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

mc.olerocraft.com

GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5499	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

Play.GHPrison.com

Extronus Factions

Factions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

pvp.extronus.net

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

games.craftplay.de

REDspin MC

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	3112	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

RSMC is now a cooperative community server. We pool our resources and come together to build massive and elaborate structures for the whole server to use. You can see screenshots at http://redsp.in/redspin-screenshots/

Get whitelisted using the application form at http://rsmc.tk

mc.RedSpin.net

Supreme Minecraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	144
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Really Good Server Owner:Rulerish You Can Semi-Raid TNT Is Allowed But The Blocks Will Be Fixed There Is Epic Boss’s U Can Kill Them For Their Loot Get Epic Items! Do Quests For Exp Items And Money Theres 17 Ranks! Theres Many Events Theres Free V.I.P For 7 Days

198.20.109.60

NavalBattlezone.com

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

NavalBattleZone is one of the most unique servers out there. We’re a Craftbukkit Minecraft server modded to emulate WW1 and WW2 naval warfare. Custom build your own ship, tanks, airplanes, helicopters and battle with them on the open sea, air, and more. YES THE VEHICLES MOVE AND HAVE WEAPONS. There is a Rank system to earn promotions to be able to build larger ship plots. Earn money rewards based on your rank and by sinking other players and automated merchants. Participate in moderated objective based battles. Use Factions to build your own team and base.

NavalBattlezone.com:8080

NamelessMCGaming

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7583	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3624	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Do you like pvp? mcmmo? factions? tnt run? Chances for staff daily? If u said yes to any of these join namelessmcgaming! We have a small staff and are looking to grow! We have fun mini games like the community favorite TNTRun! Want staff? Complete one of these tasks: A .gif banner stating our minigames, ip etc. join server and ask for details. Build an AMAZING never before seen spawn. Dont wait join now! BTW: The video is fake 🙂

198.143.156.76

Axemania

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Potions Brewed:	169
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

A server that me and my friends made. There are many ranks and want to become a very huge server. Please help by join our server and if you like it maybe giving a donation to get a 24/7 server! We could use as much people as possible. And maybe give a suggestion, which is located at spawn! Server ip will change soon so beware of ip change. If you can connect go to pmc and look up axemania and i should update it right away

198.24.184.204

Divranranded

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

What we have on offer:

– A beautiful spawn world – Own plugins – A GS world – Events – Mobarenen – A nice team – Vip Rank – Jobs

78.143.4.31

The Minecraft Server Network

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a new server to call home? Look no further. The Minecraft Server is powered by a 24/7 dedicated server and a friendly community of players. We also have redundant 1Gbps internet connections.

We do not tolerate griefing, and anyone who somehow manages to make it past our anti-griefing measures will be permanently and possibly even globally banned. We update our plugins regularly, which include McMMO, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, Logblock, and many more.

mc.tms.xyz