DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	993
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	6465
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

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OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5132
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Farms Harvested:	901	Dragon Eggs Found:	4630
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Farms Harvested:	830	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net