DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2471

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2523

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4815	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	4811	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7682

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	3660
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2294	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Emeralds Found:	5633
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Items Found:	6572	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com