DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Farms Harvested:	741

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

corpmore

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	134	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3850	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	165
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Buildings Constructed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Emeralds Found:	2091
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	334249	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2365	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Star Shards Collected:	176	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Animals Bred:	68
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	4790

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	8654
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Star Shards Collected:	96
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com