DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7107
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Votes:	3323

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

CoolCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14

play.coolcraft.org.uk

Craft4You

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

mc-craft4you.de

Spacebug Survival Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	1705
Chimeras Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

This is a Wild West SMP type of server (Survival Multiplayer). On this server you are on your own. Do not expect any staff to come and help if you get killed and looted.

Connect: play.minecraft.dk

Come in, find a suited place to live and place a Chest to claim your starter region. From here you can mine and build – get more money by selling blocks to the server and claim even more land for yourself.

PvP is part of this server, so watch your back!

View Livemap at: http://play.minecraft.dk:8123

Server started feb 6th 2013

Server runs mostly without staff online – Though there are still rules to follow: http://minecraft.dk/rules – Failure to follow them, will most likely result in a permanent ban. So be sure to follow them. Commands: http://minecraft.dk/cmd

play.minecraft.dk

Vital PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3735
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4123
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	57
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

I am not the owner Kyle8211 or cody is the owner. he allowed me to make this. come join!

Fun PVP/raid server based on drugs make money from farming them and other stuff

no factions,kind staff,and awesome PVP

173.236.85.125

OPEXILE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1190	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to opexile! We are a new 24/7 faction raiding server. ——————————— We are in need of donations! http://opexile.buycraft.net/ ———————————

mc.exileservers.com

World of Tux

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

World of Tux is a HUB survival server running 1.8.8 with a good collection of plugins, some well known, others bespoke to our server!

Our survival server is ready for you! Use Factions to protect your land, NO GRIEFING and NO RAIDING!

We now have available and ready for you: Survival, Creative, Skyblock, Paintball, more coming each day as we get all our plugins updated to run flawlessly on 1.8.8

mc.worldoftux.com

PvP Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

We welcome you to the info section of pvp.minecraftserver.com. We have a dedicated and growing community in this PvP server. There is PvP throughout the whole map (Not including spawn). You are allowed to raid, grief, steal, scam and, of course, PvP. The objective of this server is to train, get good armor, make a hidden base and KILL! You can also make clans with friends if you want to team up as a group.

pvp.minecraftserver.com

Vunensis

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

We are a group of friends who wanted to set up their own small server. For this reason, we offer you a server in which you can demonstrate your creativity, skill and survival skills. But we also attach great importance to a nice, friendly atmosphere.

85.190.175.97

ServerCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

We are ServerCraft. We are primarily a survival server but we do have a creative plot world and minigames. We have McMMO, a full economy, LWC, War, No Whitelist, PvP is allowed, set to normal difficulty, Mob arena, and more…

servercraft.mymc.io

SpCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

A closely-knit Minecraft server with a helpful staff. Some plugins include: Towny, PermissionsEX, Multiverse-Portals, etc. Join and donate today for better ranks and more possibilities!

To Donate- Visit our website spcrafting.enjin.com/shop

192.227.136.41:25665

RhythmPvP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Raiding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	5804	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Rhythm OP factions the pvp playground for all savages come and see what were all about! rhythmpvp.com

rhythmpvp.com

Fish Craft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	298
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Fish Craft is a fun survival faction server that has a small and dedicated community and helpful staff. I plan on adding a creative world and some minigames soon so please join now!

mc.bobfishproductions.com

VICE

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Hi!

Vice is a semi vanilla survival server. We use slimefun and many bukkit plugins for a more enjoyable experience. We recently re launched and would love for you to join us! Join anytime.

-Bukkit -Grief Prevention – claim blocks are earned with playtime -Slimefun -Open non-linear spawn -Adult admins -Built in ranking system -Optional PvP -Player owned shops available

184.154.176.67

Tkon Craft SkyWorld

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Tkon Craft

Is a Sky World Based Server With a Dynamic Market Place To Buy And Sell Almost Every Item Possible

Future Add-ons: Raid/Greifing World Chest Treasure Hunt

198.24.165.2

Clownfish Everyone Is Welcome

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

CFEW is a community of minecraft enthusiasts of all ages and backgrounds. Started in 2010, we have a rich history, and throughout the years the community have produced adventure maps, cool role-play maps and unique events! Our aim is just to have fun, and explore minecraft with friends!

All our ranks are FREE, and we have a friendly, mature and fun staff base!

What we offer: * Bored with minecraft? Try our slimefun server! This server is packed with fun plugins and includes several maps to play in, both peaceful and with custom mobs. * Want a challenge? Try our survival server! This server has limited commands, and lots of great towns to explore! Rank up your McMMO skill here. * Love building? We have several creative maps, great architect ranks, weekly and monthly building competitions, and a Build Team you can join! * Love building an island? Try Skyblock or Acid Island! We have both, each with its own custom shop! * Want a server where you can play minigames with your new friends? We have lots of popular games, including PvP, Paintball and Soccer!

We also run lots of cool events during the year – from creative building competitions in unique, inspiring custom maps, to Zombie Apocalypse survival maps, to Survivor (modeled after the TV Show)!

Finally, we provide lots of avenues for people to get more involved, whether its joining our staff ranks, or volunteering to help with events or builds!

join.cfew.us