Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY