Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 7689
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magic Items Found: 2226

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY