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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8270 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.