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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7797 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.