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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 386 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 68 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.