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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3746 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.