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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7896 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.