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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 805 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 176 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.