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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3954 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.