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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6210 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 259647 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 326 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3493 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 106 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.