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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3767 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.