DepressoCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9776

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	7087
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crops Grown:	6863	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Zombie Dances:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Love Letters Sent:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ores Mined:	2706

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6