Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Enchantments Applied: 150
Mines Excavated: 1997 Falling into the Void: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Farms Harvested: 960
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Animals Bred: 155
    Zombie Dances: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Crops Grown: 1039 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 450 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Animals Bred: 34
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Emeralds Found: 6769 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4626 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Runes Activated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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