lolz come join our epic minecraft server where biden asks americans to recommit to democracy in normandy cliff speech LMAO. why join? well, because biden himself will be there giving speeches on cliffs in minecraft, like, how cool is that? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds and fight off evil creepers with biden by your side. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to recommit to democracy in the most epic way possible. let’s goooo! 🤣🔥🇺🇸

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Villages Defended: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1233
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Towns Built: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5677 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Farms Harvested: 866
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Animals Bred: 199
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Animals Bred: 186 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Farms Harvested: 530
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Towns Built: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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