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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
Dragon Scales Harvested: 244 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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