come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Farms Harvested: 363
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Players Killed by Monsters: 8258

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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