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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5884 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5742 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3283 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
