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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3450 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1899 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!