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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9599 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
